i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.


supreme discovery.


why won’t my dog love me


why won’t my dog love me


Ashes To Ashes (2014)

Long before MTV, David Bowie was a prolific music video artist. Ashes To Ashes debuted in 1980 - a year before MTV launched - and it still stands as Bowie’s most iconic music video to date.

Click here to see all David Bowie GIFs.


When I don’t go on tumblr for one night I feel like I’ve missed a years worth of information.


Happy First Contact Day!

On the night of April 5, 2063, the Vulcan ship T’Plana-Hath landed in Bozeman, Montana, after tracking the warp signature of the spaceship Phoenix - first human ship with warp drive capacity. The ship was piloted by Dr. Zefram Cochrane, inventor of warp drive. This first contact led to the foundation of the United Federation of Planets by the people of Vulcan, Earth, Andoria, Alpha-Centauri and Tellar, in 2161.



don’t dance like nobody’s watching. dance like david byrne. david byrne does not care if people are watching and in fact gains power from the confusion he sows



Lookhuman, an online clothing store that’s quite popular on tumblr is trash. Literal trash. And I’m going to tell you why, of course.

Firstly, I’d like to point out that Lookhuman steals art.

Here is an example, here is another, and wow look another.

There are more accounts of phrases and art being stolen. These three are just popular ones. 

Secondly, Lookhuman ONLY prints on American Apparel. For those of you unaware, American Apparel is sexist, fat shames and the CEO is DISGUSTING. That shirt with a cute feminist slogan on it (probably stolen from a popular post on tumblr) looks a hell of a lot less feminist now, doesn’t it? 

Please, don’t buy from Lookhuman. They steal art. They say they’re feminist, and yet they print on clothes from a sexist, fat shaming company.

This has been a PSA, you may now continue your regularly scheduled scrolling.